The Civil War began almost immediately after mascot Gimpy the Camels death. Without a uniting factor in our country, it quickly fell apart. It began with West Spangladesh deciding they could live on their own, and building a wall to divide the west from the east. Of course, Martial Milen did not tarry in retaliating, and in the one and a half weeks long war, only one incident happened in which anything but prides were damaged. Tragically, one of the rebels tripped over an infant rhino, and they both drowned in the southern bay, which was then christened Rhino Bay.
But soon, the son of Gimpy came and united our nation once more, under a new flag. Unfortunately, the rebels all slipped and accidentally bit down on their arsenic pills when GJ appeared. The corpses were found just recently with help from the SpangNess Monsters psychic powers and more than healthy appetite.
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