The strange critters of Spangladesh

A direct quote from Mr. President about our population.
"Ummm... well, after the war, about 56.5 people accounted for, 1 corpse. We have 1 fetal camel and one dead one. We have 2,356,792 mutant flies, and about as many corpses, 952 rhinos and one decomposing corpse, and 1 mutated whale with psychic powers, not to mention one giant queen fly that gives birth. Ummm... i think thats about it... no, we also have 3 extinct dodos and one really big extinct dodo.

First are the rhinos. Besides the GAFs, the rhinos are the most common creatures in the nation. They arent very intelligent or useful in any other way either. As a matter of fact, they are more of a trademark figure to the nation than anything else. They lumber around in Cheapston and in Gimpy Pond, and occasionally around the Rhino Bay. Although, despite all these other things, they are good fodder for the SpangNess Monster.

Another creature is the SpangNess Monster, a sort of mutated whale-shark thing. It looks like a giant dolphin, but has large teeth and fingers at the end of its fins. Tentacles attach to the bottom of its head, just behind the jaw, and are adapted for gripping. This creature, as if not disgustingly superior enough, also has psychic powers which often are used to lead a grazing rhino into the water to drown and be eaten.

The most common creatures in the nation are the GAFs. GAF stands for Giant Amphibious Fly. These creatures, while much smarter than the rhino, are much more disgusting. They look like normal flies only with fins on their rear and flippers on their feet that allow them to swim. These creatures are also about three times the size of normal flies. There is one very large Queen GAF, which lives on top of Mount Spangle. She spends all her time with her nurse flies giving painful birth to more and more flies. She is about the size of two or three normal two-story houses crushed together and is normally screaming loudly.

Lastly there are the Dodos. There are only four of them: three normal sized one versions of the extinct birds which live in a small mountain on Juliantis, and one Big Dodo living on top of the mountain. This creature molts feathers the size of three men.

(pictures coming)