I asked a few of my staff members to write things on thier specific tasks and duties. This is the the result of thier work and effort.
There is a problem on this island neglected by the press. Alarming amounts of fecal matter have been developing in the less inhabited lands of Spangladesh. Recent surveys of the land have showed a surprising decline, however, in the amounts of poo.
I think I may leave for one of my other fake countries soon, like Stroobieland or Trinitia. The only problem is, I have to find away to get enough funds of goldfish crackers to bribe my way out of this country.
Julius is the president of Spangladesh. Julius is a SWM looking for a single or married white female. "She has to like fetal Camels", says Julius who spends a lot of time around Gimpy Jr., a fetal camel, Gimpy's offspring. Although he seands a lot of time with fetal camles he dose have a lot of money and likes to get his kinky freak on every night. EVERY NIGHT!!
Spangladesh Main Page: Julius Ferarro's site on how it all began, and why the hell it keeps happening.
I decided to get in on the fun. 15 Bud Lights and 3 shots of pure scotch later, and I was lit up Me: I like NSync It was about then I hit my head on a microwave door and fell unconscious, I woke up in a strange mystery world, where people had 4 arms, and the animals had control over us, and there was nothing but purple things. Unfortunately the first purple thing i saw was a big dinosaur. Barney: haha Hello friend! Welcome to the strange super-dee-duper mystery land!
A security guard entourage of 4 monkeys led the 5th Guy to the locker rooms, as the New Guy had to fend for himself because... well, he's the new guy.
Small fires to many Orthodox Jewish churches were reported (sincere apologies to all orthodox Jews) but no major damage was reported in the downtown area.
Once upon a time, the greatest time in Spangladeshian history, a man was known as the national idiot. His many institutions, National Idiot Day, The Idiot Show, Giraffage Stuffed Animal Collection, and the Atlanta Pilgrimage. But by October of 2001, when America was attacked, and the world in disbelief, the National Idiot decided that the world should be rid of all idiots. He renamed his position as Director of Stoopidity. This is the archive to that man's enduring legacy.
The sad news came late last night; the mighty religion of the Great Empire of Spangladesh has now been downgraded to "beaten-down minority." This came at a time when mutant-whale sex was on the upswing, and all the faithful looked anxiously for the long-awaited appointment of the Bushek.
After being captured for treason I have decided to make new precautions. Firstly, my labs that were destroyed rebuilt themselves as they were made to do. My hidden island, Ku Kachoo, was found and destroyed. It will be remade with new features. Anyone trying to tamper with it will be caught and possibly brutally beaten. It is so invisible until I make it visible. I will also be carrying a virus with me at all times. When I am infected with it, I am teleported into an alternate universe, which has a one-way wormhole back to a secret location.
"The president has allowed him to be part of the International Relations Office, but on one condition," explained Sabbatelli. "He must wear a brown paper bag over his head with a weird face drawn on it by permanent marker. He agreed."
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